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In what is surely one of the signs of the apocalypse, The Wood Whisperer is now selling T-shirts that mash together my likeness with the most memorable line from the forgettable 1987 movie “Spaceballs.”
The T-shirt features a highly posterized image of my face (with beard, for those of you playing our home game) and the words: “May ‘The Schwarz’ Be With You.” Sadly, this “Spaceballs” catchphrase is the most famous thing that any Schwarz (or Schwartz) has ever done.
Marc Spagnuolo (The Wood Whisperer) and his cohorts have come to call me “The Schwarz” , like other one-name celebs such as Cher or Madonna. This T-shirt is the result.
It’s available for $15 from The Wood Whisperer on a shirt that is chestnut in color. And before anyone asks, I’m not getting a dime from these T-shirts (it all goes to Marc and Nicole); and yes, he had my permission.
Marc did send me a few of the shirts, which we’ll attempt to give away here on the blog shortly with a ridiculous contest. Or, if we don’t have any takers, maybe I’ll make one into my own personal Woobie.
– Christopher Schwarz
