The 6 Stages of Tool Love, Hate & Obsession
Like the life cycle of a frog, woodworkers go through a predictable pattern when acquiring tools. I’ve watched it play out with thousands of readers, hundreds of students and my own tool chest. Here are the 6 stages most of us go through.
Get Tools, Any Tools
When I first decided to make furniture, I knew I needed tools. So I went to a 24-hour Walmart in the middle of the night and bought a set of tools that looked useful, including a chisel, a block plane, a level, a coping saw and a miter box saw. I had no idea how to use them, but they looked like things a furniture-maker would own (as opposed to a plumber).
The next day I started to make some shutters for our house, and realized I needed other tools. So I went to the hardware store and picked up another pile of junk. This cycle continued for a long time until I decided to start reading about woodworking instead of making things up as I went along.
Obsess Over Statistics
You get every catalog out there. You find every website that sells tools and machinery. You discover tool reviews – wait there’s something better than a Walmart block plane? And you discover statistics. Table flatness, arbor runout, Rockwell hardness, the different grades of carbide.
The idea is that if you can process all of these statistics, you will be able to pick the best tools to replace your dimestore tools.
Thanks to the vast amount of data out there in forums, blogs, magazines and catalogs, you can spend years in this pupae state, learning about tools but not building much of anything.
Eventually, however, you feel you know enough. You buy some tools and start building things. And that’s when you discover the world of commercial jigs.
Buy Jigs to Replace Skills
The next two stages are dangerous because if you get stuck in one of them, you can go bankrupt. During the “jig” phase, you start using your statistically perfect tools and realize there is something missing because your results suck.
It can’t be the tool. You did all the reading, and it is the best one out there. What’s missing is skill, but you conclude that what is missing are the jigs and accessories.
Example: Your first hand-cut dovetails look terrible, so you buy a router and an entry-level commercial jig. After weeks of messing with the jig, your dovetails look better but they are so uniform that they look boring.
So you dip back into your statistics phase and read all about dovetail jigs and buy a commercial jig that allows you to variably space your tails. But this jig only has an 18” capacity, so….
If you look at the catalogs, you can solve every one of your skill deficiencies with a jig. Does your sharpening suck? We have 3,412 jigs for that. Want to cut tenons? We have jigs for the table saw, band saw and router. Can’t cut mortises by hand? Buy a mortiser (or a mortiser attachment for your drill press). Can’t saw straight? Here are jigs with magnets. Or maybe a track saw would be better.
Sadly, what most woodworkers find is that the jigs also require skill to use well. And so most of us plunge into building stuff and acquiring skills, with or without a few jigs.
Upgrade & Stockpile
As you become more skilled, you enter the most dangerous phase of all. This is the phase where you find you have some success with a tool, such as a shoulder plane, and so you buy seven examples of it to find the one you like the best. Different sizes, different grips, different makers.
You upgrade your benchtop table saw because you can finally understand the benefits of a contractor or cabinet saw. You end up with four smoothing planes, six routers and a huge credit card bill. You start comparing scratch awls and screwdrivers. You divert your online tool purchases to your workplace so your spouse doesn’t notice.
I’ve seen people get stuck in this phase, resign themselves to it and become collectors. The rest of us have a transformative moment coming.
The Great Psychic Break
At some point, you realize that the question “How do I become a better woodworker?“ cannot be answered with: “More tools.” Having lots of tools is like having 43 children. It’s a lot of work to take care of them all. Sharpening and tuning an enormous stable of tools is no fun, and it interferes with furniture making.
So you cull the herd. You sell, give away or simply store the tools and jigs you never use. (This is why Craigslist is so successful.) You settle on a core set of tools that don’t require too much maintenance and allow you to build the things you want to build.
You might replace a tool that breaks or wears out. But the goal now is to just work with what you have.
Please, No More Tools
Eventually, some of us reach the stage where additional tools are a burden. I have visitors who stop by my shop and try to give me perfectly good tools that were handed down from their relatives. I always decline.
If I take that free tenon saw, I’m obligated to fix it up and store it. And that will take time away from my woodworking. Owning tools is a privilege, obligation and burden.
And when my tools wear out, I’m loathe to replace them. They have served me so well for so many years that I find a way to repair them or use their parts to fix other tools.
At this phase, my obsession is not with block planes, but with my block plane. If I misplace it, I feel a bit of panic until I locate it. I am reluctant to loan tools out – after someone else uses my tools they feel different to me.
What’s next? Is there a seventh phase? Or maybe I’ll just start over and get into motorcycles.
— Christopher Schwarz