MUSICAL LOGS

AS YOU KNOW SUMMERS COMING,AND YOUR HAVING YOUR GARDEN PARTY OR BARBECUE ? MUSIC YOU NEED SO OF YOU GO AND BRING OUT A CD PLAYER PLUG INTO GARDEN SOCKET AND AWAY YOU GO. MUSIC WHILE YOUR HAVING A BARBECUE OR A PARTY IN YOUR GARDEN. OR YOU CAN DO IT MY WAY !!!!!!!!!!? THESES ARE WIRLESS SPEAKERS THEY ARE 50 WATTS LOUD ENOUGH. AND YOU SEE A LOG INFACT I HAVE 2 SIMILAR SHAPE LOGS.AS YOU SEE THE BASE IS ABOUT 13 INCH DIAMETER.THEY BOTH ARE ABOUT SAME SIZE BASE. THESE SPEAKERS ARE 8 INCH DIAMETER X 9 INCH HIGH.ON BOTH BASES CUT A 2 INCH THICK SLICE OF BOTTOM??? KEEP SLICE?? THEN BORE OUT HOLLOW OUT BOTTOM OF LOG 10 INCHES DEEP X 9 INCHES DIAMETER.??? NOW USING A 3 MM DRILL BIT DRILL A LOT OF HOLES SPACING HOLES 3 MM APART SO IT DRILLS  INTO HOLLOW PART OF LOG??.GIVE THE INSIDE A GOOD CLEAN REMOVE BURRS SPLINTERS. THEN HAND SAND TILL SMOOTH.?? NOW FIT THESE SPEAKERS IN LOG USING DENSE FOAM,TILL THE SPEAKER IS OPPOSITE THE HOLES YOU DRILLED.?? ONCE THIS IS DONE, USE FOAM FILLER IN TUBE AS THEY USE FOR CAVITYS IN BRICK WORK .?? JUST A BIT TO HOLD SPEAKERS SOLID.?? NOW FIT THE BASE WITH BRASS SCREWS COUNTERSINK THEN FIT.? NOW YOUR SENDER SITS ANYWHERE WITHIN 50 FT OF SPEAKERS.YOU CAN LINSEED OIL OR VARNISH LOG OR PLASTICOAT IT THE LOGS.?.I WOULD PLASTICOAT IT. NOW ONCE YOU SET UP YOUR HIFI DVD PLAYER MAYBE YOU HAVE A 10 DISC AUTO PLAYER IF SO BETTER FOR YOU THEN YOU AUTO PLAY 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE DISC??? AND YOU NOW HAVE MUSICAL LOGS. ALL UNIQUE. AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.WHEN THEY WONDER WHERE THE MUSIC IS  COMING FROM.!!  IF YOU WANTED YOU COULD GET 4 SPEAKERS 4 LOGS AND YOU HAVE QUAD MUSIC IN YOUR GARDEN. MUSICAL LOG MAGIC !!??? EASY AND UNIQUE WAY TO HAVE SURROUND SOUND FROM A FEW LOGS,??.REMEMBER  EVERTHING I DO IS UNIQUE AND HAS BEEN TRIED AND TESTED.ALSO IF YOU HAVE A NEIGHBOUR WHO HAS A PARTY AND WANTS TO LOAN THESE ALL THEY NEED IS THE SENDER AND LOG SPEAKERS. LETS PARTY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!