This year we are going to sell T-shirts at Woodworking in America. I swear this on a stack of Joseph Moxons. But we need your help.
You see, we’d like to have a humorous slogan on the shirt, but we’re not funny enough to come up with anything suitably clever. All our slogans sound something like:
“Show me your feathered crotch!” (That was mine.)
“Wanna feel my fleam?” (Megan.)
“Gee, I’ve got cramps.” (Megan, Glen and me.)
“I got hammered at WIA.”
And so on.
So we’d like you to help us craft a slogan for our T-shirts. We’re shooting for seven words or less. And it would be great if the slogan was funny, unlike ours. And it would be great if you could wear it to a church picnic, unlike ours.
So post your entries in the comments below before noon EST on Friday, Aug. 20. The winner will receive a T-shirt (surprise!), untold fame and Bob Vila’s flowery underpants (shown above, not actual size, offer not valid in Guam).
– Christopher Schwarz
P.S. Woodworking in America is sold out, but you can still get on the waiting list or come for the un-freaking-believable Marketplace (just $7 for two days). Check it out here.