Stop Chamfers and Brown Liquor
When I worked at a liquor bottling plant one summer, the bosses found out I was in college and decided to put me in charge of the robots.
I had to summon the robots from the warehouse, pick up an entire pallet of coffee liquor with a giant robot arm and load it on the little scurrying buggers.
Oh, I also forgot to mention something: I know nothing about robots.
You know where this is going. Almost immediately I dropped eight cases of Tia Maria on a robot, destroying all the liquor and making the robot , no lie , weave like a drunken hobo the rest of the summer.
I’m more cautious now. And I always like to practice new techniques before I dive in, chisels blazing, on the most visible face of a real workpiece. This caution is one of the few benefits of getting old (at least until I qualify for senior discounts on Grand Slam breakfasts).
So I’m about to start cutting stop-chamfers on the stretchers of my workbench, a detail I have been too busy to add. I’ve cut plenty of stop chamfers with a router or a drawknife, but I wanted something different. I wanted each stopped 3/8″ x 3/8″ chamfer to terminate in an ogee.
So I made a pattern and began practicing on some 2 x 4 scraps. First by removing all the material with a chisel, which is slow. Then by wasting away most of the wood with my Stanley No. 65 chamfer shave. Don’t get one. They stink. Sure they leave a beautiful and consistent surface, but you don’t want one. Yes, they are easy to sharpen and use, but your spouse says you don’t need one.
After three chamfers and six ogees (cut freehand with a chisel) I’m ready to tackle the bench itself.
I love practicing. And robots like it when you practice, too.
– Christopher Schwarz
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