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Things that Get Mispronounced in Woodworking

A "Robo" bench I am building with the help of "Lee-Nelson" planes.

A “Robo” bench I am building with the help of “Lee-Nelson” planes.

When you learn woodworking through reading – books, magazines and websites – you often have no idea how certain words are pronounced. And so when you finally encounter fellow woodworkers in the flesh and have a conversation, there can be a language barrier.

Here are some of the common mispronounced words I have encountered at woodworking shows and classes.

1. Roubo pronounced as “Robo,” as in “Robocop.” It makes me chuckle every time because I think of what a boring movie “Robobench” would be.

2. Veritas as “Vur-IT-ass.” Just remember the accent is on the first syllable and you will get it righter.

3. Lie-Nielsen as Li-Nelson with a long “I”. Very common. It’s pronounced “Lee-Nealson,” and it would be funny if a competing planemaker named his company that.

4. Sapele. Heck, I don’t know how to pronounce this one.

5. “Rebate,” the English spelling of the American word “rabbet.” Early English books say you should pronounce this word like “rabbit” not “rebate.”

6. Holtzapffel. It’s not an easy one to say. Say “holtz,” then “apple.” That’s close enough.

7. “Crochet.” It does not have the word “crotch” in it. Just say it like the word for a knitting needle. Yup, the word means “hook” in French.

8. Roorkhee pronounced as “rookery.” Think of it instead as rhyming with “dorky.”

9. “Jameel Abraham” of Benchcrafted. There is no end to the wacky ways people say his name. While I was with him in Georgia this week, someone sent a package to him that was addressed to “Jamal Alabama.”

10. We had an editor at Popular Woodworking who always pronounced “mortise” as if he had an outrageous French accent: “mor-TEESE.” And tenon was “TEE-non.” Oui oui, we made great fun of him.

— Christopher Schwarz

54 thoughts on “Things that Get Mispronounced in Woodworking

  1. rjhanby

    I wrote a private email system once and tried to make it as user proof as possible, so I used a soundex expression to match names. The owner of the company’s name was Berny Dohrman, In the course of testing, I found that the term “Brown Dorknob” would match for his name. I never sent him an email with any other name after finding that.

  2. texasdan

    Let’s get down to brass tacks. If it moves, and shouldn’t…use duck tape. If it doesn’t move, and it should…use WD-40. Simple, quick, and easy. And the sales people don’t care how you pronounce either!!!

  3. msiemsen

    Mark Twain summed it up about spelling, “I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us.”
    Why not the same for pronouncin’

  4. mjbains

    As a female woodworker, and longer textile worker, you’ve got a problem with crochet. Your pronunciation is correct, however knitting involves two straight needles and having open working space across the entire length of the piece. Crochet involves one hook and working one stitch at a time no matter how wide the finished piece. The comment about knitting needles not having hooks is right. Crochet is a very different thing, and not something most people know about these days.

    Most people don’t know about hand cut dovetails either.

    An analogous problem would be suggesting the use of a nail where a nut and bolt would be the correct fastener.

    I’ve learned a lot here and don’t know enough to contribute much to the woodworking comments. On the other hand I like to know as much as I can about all sorts of fabrication, wood, fabric, yarn, words, beads, wire, whatever. I love to see when more than one craft come together.

    Thanks for a informative article.

    1. Duster

      I’m not sure just how far back the practice goes but every woman on my mother’s mother’s side of the family did crotchet for at least four generations – five now since my daughter has taken it up. Some of the older pieces, antique now, are incredibly fine work.

  5. TFink

    I expected “winding” to be in the top 10. My guess is that it is WIN-ding, not WINE-ding. Don’t know why. Maybe knowing the history could give us a clue.

    English is funny (and confusing.) One can make the argument that “ghoti” is pronounced FISH: Take the “gh” sound as it is pronounced in cough, add the “o” sound from women and the “ti” from motion and you get f+i+sh = fish!

      1. Duster

        There’s likely no difference in the root meaning since to “wend your way” is to take an indirect – winding – path to your destination. So, “wend” or “wind,” no real difference other than regional perhaps.

  6. JJohnston

    More of an informational post than a pet peeve: Jatoba, aka Brazilian cherry. I never knew how this was pronounced until I heard it spoken by an actual Brazilian on an episode of “Extreme Homes” on HGTV. He’d floored his treehouse with it. He pronounced it “ZHA-toe-BA”.

  7. Paul in Plymouth

    Chris,
    1. “Robo” makes me smile too, so “Robo” it is. Frenchified vowel sounds are an exercise in futility, because most of us English speakers cannot form the “R” sound like a French speaker or get the rhythm of the two syllables right.
    2. Should simply be pronounced “VURR-tas” as in “Murrca,” where we live, and “Murrcan,” the values we hold dear. The only question is should the “v” sound like “w,” as my Latin teacher would have had it. Probably not in this day and age.
    3. På Norsk.
    4. Who cares?
    5. “Early English books” may say one thing, but my current OED has them the same.
    6. An idiosyncratic spelling of someone’s name, not in accordance with modern German, but so what?
    7. Ça depend. Unless you can form your mouth around the “Cr” like a French-speaker, get the subtle “o” and “e” sounds right, and get the rhythm and punch right between the two syllables, you might as well say “crotch-it” like all the rest of us Murrcans. See #1.
    8. “Dorky” has it, the best comment about this entire posting.
    9. Mr. Abraham is a masterful craftsman and superb meeting organizer who well deserves the respect from all of us to pronounce his name exactly as he wants it pronounced.
    10. Speechless.

  8. themavericktexan

    Man, welcome to my world.

    I know Jameel Abraham’s pain all to well. My last name is easy to pronounce, if a little intimidating to try to read thanks to its Germanic origin, but people can’t pronounce it even after I’ve corrected the four or five times.

    My senior year of high school a couple guys were having fun with the different mispronunciations and trying to come up with new pronunciations based on mispronunciations.

    The one I still remember is “Horny-Rottweiler”.

    1. shyurngsfriend

      Well said. I have one of those unpronounceable last names as well. Some folks have asked for the correct pronunciation- It is spelled 8 different ways in the cemetery where my family settled in Tennessee. If we can’t agree on a spelling. . .
      #4. http://www.pronouncehow.com/english/sapele_pronunciation
      I find learning new words, and their correct pronunciation, to be fun. Not nearly as fun as a first hand-cut dovetail that fits but rewarding none the less. :) On the other hand, we do need to remember that “correct” pronunciation is often regional – another west of the Rockies pronunciation is “Crost-cut saw”. :)

      1. themavericktexan

        The irony is that, using proper German vowel pronunciation, my entire family (extended included) mispronounces our own name! ;D

        Which is just as well, since I don’t think it’s even spelled the correct way anymore after 200 some years in an English speaking country with a dozen or so similar names that probably all derived from the same base.

    1. Duster

      Heh, being from the west I know what you mean. I’ve had grammar school teachers from the eastern states start to look a bit crazed when they caught themselves saying “heigth” instead of “height.” Of course we often notice that folks from east of the Mississippi occasionally don’t know when the “J” should be an “H.” And, there is the peculiar conversion of Dos Palos – Spanish for “two sticks” – into “Das Palace” which drives me nuts and sounds like an odd German movie.

  9. christopher mitchell

    Ahhh this is where I have been going wrong all along. ” Thump”, that the sound
    Of me hitting myself in the Knogin “Ive been
    Subscribing to a proper english speaking magazine v’s a woodwrking magazine.
    Build a project
    Learn to pronouce an ancient word,
    Build a project
    Learn to pronouce an ancient word,
    Buil_____ ok ok already I get the message!!
    Looks like we need add spelling to lessons as well. Lol

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