Oops! Super Glued

Super Glued

By Jim McMichael

After making a small
repair with super glue, I
put the tube in my pocket
and forgot about it.
Later, when I saw the
tube’s cap sitting on my
workbench, I instinctively
reached into my pocket—
and discovered that
my pants were securely
glued to my thigh. I
headed to the bathroom,
and grabbed a razor
blade to free myself.
Hearing the commotion,
my wife came to help.
But when she saw my
predicament, she just
burst out laughing.
Fortunately, with delicate
slicing, I was able to
complete the task. It
would have been much worse
if something else
had gotten glued.